Hurry, Honey Before it Starts!

[james1978]

A man just gets home from a hard day of work, sits down in his lazy boy and grabs the remote and turns on the tv.

'Honey', he yells towards the kitchen. 'bring me a beer, before it starts.' The wife a little upset pushes the dishes aside for a moment goes to the fridge and takes him in his beer.

About a half hour later, still sitting in the same chair yells towards the steps this time, 'Honey could you brin me a beer. Hurry before it starts.' The wife a little more upset now sets the baby down to tend to her husban once more.

A little while later. The wife comes into the living-room where he is still in the chair and sits down on the couch. And lets out a sigh of relaxation. 'Honey' he says 'Could you bring me a beer before it starts.' The wife down right irritated now yells back 'You come home, everyday sit down in the same old chair and do nothing but watch TV the rest of the night and you think you can just boss me around like I'm your own personal slave. NO GO GET YOUR OWN BEER!' she says out of irritation

Husban replies 'Never mind Honey, It started.'

[sylvan]

thats messed up. still funny though

[guildmasterziah]

>_< Im glad Im involved with my family lol, and not some lump
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